I don’t know about you but I’m more than amused by Google’s recent “Penguin” update. It’s not so much what it did, but the name behind it. Why another “P” following in the footsteps of Panda? Why another black and white animal that is seemingly so innocent? So here’s a suggestion for Google, 8 animals I think would work out great for the next major algorithm update.
1. The Google Jellyfish Update
- You Won’t See the Google Jellyfish Coming Until It’s Too Late…
2. The Google Reindeer Update
- This Year Santa Knows if You’ve Been Naughty, Nice, or Spamming the Index
3. The Google Cockroach Update
- Everyone Knows the Only Thing That Survives an Apocalypse are Cockroaches and Scraped Content
4. The Google Hippopotamus Update
- Honestly I Just Want to Force Industry Bloggers Have to Spell Hippopotamus Over and Over
5. The Google Hamster Update
- Even the Best SEO Will Tell You Sometimes It Just Feels Like Your Going in Circles
6. The Google Yak Update
- There is Nothing Attractive or Majestic about a Yak, It’s Ugly and Smelly. You Just Got Yakked.
7. The Google Termite Update
- I Can See All the Parody Blog Posts Now…Got Termites on your Website?
8. The Google Seahorse Update
- Imagine the Pandemonium When Thousands of Website Owners Lose Revenue to a Seahorse